Karaoke I know is fun for some people. But for a comic its hilarious!! If no one has told u that u can sing. U probably shouldn't!

SPRING BREAK! Where art thou? I am needing a serious break from this thing that we call reality. I would like to get some stage time next week to stretch my legs and work on new material that hasnt hit the stage seriously. I wish that I could take a long vacation and actually relax and be free from bills and stress of the job. But God knows that if I take too much time off that the students and my co-workers would freak out sooo much. Lord I dont know what to do.

you have been singe too long when you start telling yourself about your day.

  you know its bad when you come home and hold a complete conversation with the television show you are watching.

  you realize that you are single when you go to the movies and the cashier asks how many ticket and you say 3 one for me, myself, and I.

  you know you have been single too long when you go to the strip club and get a dance that reminds you of what your ex used to do.

  you know you have been single too long when you have dinner with a blow up doll.

  you know you have been single too long when you dutch oven yourself and like it!