you have been singe too long when you start telling yourself about your day.
you know its bad when you come home and hold a complete conversation with the television show you are watching.
you realize that you are single when you go to the movies and the cashier asks how many ticket and you say 3 one for me, myself, and I.
you know you have been single too long when you go to the strip club and get a dance that reminds you of what your ex used to do.
you know you have been single too long when you have dinner with a blow up doll.
you know you have been single too long when you dutch oven yourself and like it!
