Women complain that men are too complicated. Actually we are the total opposite. Men are the easiest creatures that God has created to understand. I mean if you look at us you can understand us. We dont hide anything. We are as upfront with everything we do as we can get. Ladies on the other had you are so complex that we need an instruction maunal to understand your operating system. Men we are stuck on windows 95 while you are on windows 10k. Lets really think about this... just from the point of a woman breaking up with her boyfriend... the whole conversation starts off with...
Her; Sigh... umm its not you its me.
Him: ok? then what about you?
Her: I just need some space.
Him: How much more space do you need? Im sitting across the table from you.
Her: I cant breathe.
Him: We are outside having dinner in all this air. Are you having an asthma attack?
Her: This isnt going to work out.
Him: Its cool this is the best seat I could get at short notice
as you can see with women you always have to be ready to read between the lines... now with men we are just straight to the point...
Him: Im dating your sister
Her: What?
Him: And your mom
Her: How you....
Him: Your best friend
Her: After all that I did for you?
Him: Wait I aint done... Your choir directress, two girls on your job, your hairstylist, and the Korean lady that does your nails.... wait... the fat chick on the corner from you that always smells like cupcakes and twinkies...
